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Some People Still Don’t Understand What Vegetarians Eat

Carri Crush shot this Vegetarian Fail:

Vegetarian Fail

One simple rule to follow if you don’t know what vegetarians eat:

If it poops, we don’t eat it.

I love how the exclamation mark at the end makes it sound like the cook was so proud of their vegetarian achievement too.  And another thing, you’re not vegetarian if you eat chicken or fish…  you just simply don’t eat red meat.

Scariest Clown Doll On Earth

Scary Clown Doll

 

My wife won’t let me have an Ouija board in the house because she’s afraid of ghosts.  But apparently it’s okay to have this frightening Poltergeist-y clown doll just lurking in a box under our stairs waiting for its chance to strike during a thunderstorm.

I’m just sayin’.