My wife won’t let me have an Ouija board in the house because she’s afraid of ghosts. But apparently it’s okay to have this frightening Poltergeist-y clown doll just lurking in a box under our stairs waiting for its chance to strike during a thunderstorm.
I’m just sayin’.
Do we really need to be subjected to Valentine’s Day commercials a month before Valentine’s Day? Bastards.
Anyways, I will subject you to a weird little Valentine that I found pressed in a thrift store book I purchased.
Picked up this amazing set of old school vintage walkie-talkies at a local thrift store in nearly new condition. They come with a super long 36″ retractable metal antenna and take 1 single 9volt battery. If I ever make a Wes Anderson style movie, these must be used for props. Not a lot of info on these anywhere on the net, so check it out:
We found this great vintage poster at an antique store in Columbus over the weekend:
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems.
These are just strange to me and inside the clear lighter, soaked in lighter fluid, are pictures of soldiers. Creepy. Get ‘em at your local Dollar Tree. On the display it reads “Remember Our Troops”. I will, every time I spark up a Kool.
For the well endowed man that has everything, I give to you the Peter North hockey jersey. Since this is only available in an XL men’s size, I’m not sure if you wear this as a gag (pun intended), because you like men, you’re a huge (pun intended again) Peter North fan, or you’re an anti-fan of the Minnesota North Stars. Either way, it comes (yes, again) signed by Peter North and it has a shameless self promoted plug (kind-of another pun) of his website across the back. You can get one for a measly $100 on eBay.
I found these at one of my favorite thrift stores in town. Great sci-fi cover art! Click on the images for detail.
Well this is ironic. Apparently “Federal Rules” don’t apply when using watermarked images on government sites. Below are the original side-by-side screen shots from the uscourts.gov and fotosearch.com sites. I came across it while doing some research at my job. Here are the links for the pages they’re located at:
http://www.uscourts.gov/RulesAndPolicies.aspx
http://www.fotosearch.com/FSC081/x30791593/
But what if I need a full service restroom?
Okay! Here it is, the final part. Everyone thank Bálint for sending me so many messages and kicking me in the ass everyday to post this. I’ve just been mad busy with design work lately that I haven’t been able to get to it. Select the image to view a huge version. Enjoy.
This was in my front yard nailed to a tree with a giant pile of turds below it. I like that if you look closely, you can see pencil lines of a rough draft that was made before making this exquisite masterpiece.
Rik Martino is pissed.
